juan

1. (Juan) (1247↑, 466↓)

Possibly the coolest name you can have. The first Juan was born in the badlands of Mexico and according to the legend raised by dragons until the tender age of five at which he, single handed defeated a troop of french invaders by giving them wrong directions that took them into a pit of eternal damnation. It is also said that, at 15 years of age, he created the cult to kukulkan the feathered snake by taking a snake, covering it with glue and sticking chicken feathers to the poor animal. Kukulkan is still worship at Yucatan up to the present day. The story goes on to tell incredible feats that would make Hercules himself look like a kid. The funniest part is that he died killed by a coconut while taking a nap under a coconut tree (of course) at the tender age of 78.

Juan already did that\! I wish I was as cool as Juan\! When I grow up, I want to be just as cool as Juan. Juan is my hero.

Author: John Cousin http://juan.urbanup.com/2940090

2. (juan) (1001↑, 399↓)

smarter than the average american and able to last, please and continue pleasing the american female thats why you see more juans than johns with american females HAHA

Juan gimmie sum ,juan you still awake , juan you smell good juan im glad you swam the river ,juan you are the meat in my smokehouse

Author: apache_princess1 http://juan.urbanup.com/3022408

3. (Juan) (942↑, 432↓)

The number before two.

Juan (1), 2, 3, ....

Author: Y0U_KN0W http://juan.urbanup.com/3365209

4. (Juan) (859↑, 396↓)

Spanish name most closely related to that in English as John. Popularised in the west by the Johnny Depp film "Don Juan", the name Juan strikes fear into the hearts of lesser men. Translates loosely to "man with everything" Pronounced differently than expected Juan -\> "hhh-wa-n"

Steph- Hey Jenna how is it going with Charles Jenna- God Steph he was so passe, such a no in a big way\! i found a new guy... his is Juan" Steph- He sounds like a pretty hot guy\! Its not too mexican like Miguel, its soft and subtle and incrdibly sexy\!

Author: Charles Olson http://juan.urbanup.com/2077017

5. (Juan) (766↑, 315↓)

Super delicious male humanoid. And incredible in bed.

Juaaan.. Oh, Juann..

Author: SoarMouthh http://juan.urbanup.com/4052681

6. (juan) (373↑, 135↓)

the most common name in the mexican language.usually verry popular at school.is very talented at soccer.ladies man and is good at sex.pleasures the women.a fine as guy with a big penis

ohh my god he was so good at sex\! i think his name was juan kuz he sure was one

Author: redrum murder http://juan.urbanup.com/3844409

7. (Juan) (221↑, 103↓)

Juan is the Greek and Latin word for master. of Elissa and matt not to mention Kamal. Juan is a name of a master/pimp he is Damiens master and pimp and also Marys PIMP. Juan's usually have a slave named Phil. Juan's are also chick magnets.

look there is a Juan. omg its Juan ahhhh look Juan

Author: damiens pimp http://juan.urbanup.com/3841638

8. (Juan) (80↑, 24↓)

A Sweet, Nice, Easy Going Guy, Middle Name is Usually Luis. He Tends to Get Jealous Easily When in a Relationship, Specifically Over Band Singers and Celebrities. He is a Great Person That Would Be Very Missed Once They Are Lost.

1.Juan is So Sweet. 2. Juan Luis Got Jealous Of Brad Pitt Last Night Cause i Said He Was Hot.

Author: DontWorry AboutIt Alright\! http://juan.urbanup.com/5048509

9. (Juan) (56↑, 9↓)

The most adorable boy you will ever meet. He's a huge dork and you will love him forever if you meet him. He's basically completely perfect. He's a real guy with real feelings and will know how to make you smile on your worst days and feel like you're worth way more than you think. The only thing is he'll make you worry nonstop\! You will never want to leave his side.

Person 1: Oh my god, I just met the most perfect person ever\! Person 2: Must be a Juan.

Author: pio_pio http://juan.urbanup.com/6069076

10. (Juan) (23↑, 1↓)

Juan is a sweet good looking guy with a nice personality, but can be a sarcastic prick sometimes. Juan can be pretty dense, and freaking weird too\! also gets angry at the smallest things But is very smart and great to talk to when your sad and need a shoulder to cry on. Juan is also the type of guy who can pull off the nerdy look and make it sexy ;) knows how to treat women and is known for being a VERY cute son of a bitch\! Stubborn as fuck though\! HAHA. and because Juan is mexican he is an amazingly sexy dancer\! ;D but is shy and quiet so he's not easy to talk to. And his smile is even sexier\!\!\! he loves reading and writing poetry, making music, and nature and isnt afraid of being sensitive making him a a real romantic\! and his kisses are soft and gentle and when he says something he means it so in other words Juan's the perfect bf\! mmmmuah ;* hahaha If you ever catch a Juan, ladies, NEVER let that boy go\!\!\!

Juan gets angry too easily but he's soooo cute\! I kissed Juan yesterday and his lips felt amazing\!\!\! Juan's sooo nerdy and weird. He's always talking about pokemon and super mario

Author: Megan \<3s U\! http://juan.urbanup.com/6211296

11. (juan) (49↑, 26↓)

A Juan is a guy known everywhere. Theres always a Juan in every town. In the old Greek language Juan means master, chief, king, they always had slaves named carlos and francisco and still to this day some juans have a dog named Francisco and most juans have a nigger friend named Carlos. juans these days are known as playa pimp bosses or pimp boss playas, however you wanna call it maybe BOSS HOGG. they also hate pheonix arisona cuz its a peice a shit. A juan is also a guy that every girl wants to have for many perticular reasons but girls are just gonna have to find out.

Wow\! you were such a "Juan" last night Carlos. That guy from last night was great in bed, i think his name was "Juan". Carlos I fuckin hate you\! You should be more like "Juan". Does that guy have a slave named carlos? wow he must b a Juan.

Author: fck PHX http://juan.urbanup.com/4950305

12. (Juan) (21↑, 15↓)

Juan Is not mainly a mexican Name, Juan can also be Puerto Rican as in my case, also nick names= Juanito, Tito, Juany, Juana and many others

your the juan and only ahah

Author: Jmgonz35 http://juan.urbanup.com/5339517

13. (Juan) (6↑, 19↓)

Always wants sympathy. Always has a problem. Never there when you need him.

"Sorry but I have a lot going on and you will have to take care of whatever unimportant problems you have." That is so Juan.

Author: BronxLatinaGirl http://juan.urbanup.com/6038447

14. (Juan) (12↑, 30↓)

A sausage muncher who googles naked pictures of his mom in his spare time. You can observe him in his natural habitat of the Mexican badlands munching on cinnamon almonds and stalking Facebook profiles when he finds internet connection. His sidekick is a black bear named Buddy. He gives great fashion advice. When he is not criticizing Asians he has a heart of gold. Gold which he stole from the Irish and openly brags about.

Beth: Man, I don't know what to wear tonight Clarissa: You should ask Juan\! Bring sausages and almonds for payment.

Author: Priscilla Willow http://juan.urbanup.com/5981037

15. (Juan) (16↑, 36↓)

A GAY NIGERIAN WHO LIKES DARK BLACK GIRLS & BBQ SAUCE WITH SOME CHICKAAAN NUGGETZ. Also nerdy & skinny, whos entire life is Red Dead Redeption / Black Ops. Has A WONDERFUL BEAUTIFUL girlfriend but is VERY ungrateful for how beautiful she is :)

TF Nigga, is you bein Juan now?

Author: OhShizzImCuteee http://juan.urbanup.com/5755363

16. (juan) (185↑, 278↓)

a very commonly used mexican name

hey juan. hey juan,dude were is juan

Author: pacoxs http://juan.urbanup.com/1858741

17. (juan) (45↑, 150↓)

a guy who meets little girls on xbox live because he cannot meet girls in real life. NO LIFE

Guy 1: Dude, what are you doing? Guy 2: I gotta go to court for being a Juan :( Guy 1: Sucka

Author: DonJuanNaughtygirl http://juan.urbanup.com/4690689

18. (Juan) (15↑, 120↓)

It is a prank that is considered brutal and very mean. The purpose for making such prank can either be to harm the person mentally, or for the mere enjoyment of watching others suffer

'Mike : Yo, did you hear about the juan i pulled in the girl's bathroom? 'Kyle : dude, the whole school knows. Nice juan man\!'

Author: Craziekid http://juan.urbanup.com/4493367

19. (juan) (84↑, 347↓)

any and every persons name in florida....

im drivin down the street and i say to any random person demilo juan conjo and he answers...

Author: alex rivera http://juan.urbanup.com/1873157

20. (Juan) (173↑, 440↓)

an asshole with a small penis

Hey, that guy stole my tie, what a Juan\!

Author: Godzilla Chan http://juan.urbanup.com/3327429

21. (Juan) (72↑, 433↓)

Juan(Spanish) Pronounced (Whoo-one): Derived from the Hebrew name John; Meaning "Gracious gift to god." Juan(Mexican) Pronounced (Won): Although slighty altered in pronunciation, the name Juan is extremely altered in it's defintion. While the Spanish meaning remains the same as it's origin. The Mexican name "Juan," symbology and texture is transfered to another state of being. Juan(Mexican) is a symbol so negative it remains unexplainable, it's true definition can only remain undefined, because it's a cruel twisted picture which humans cannot explain in the physical world. An expression, a feeling, a thought, faith, calamity, complete distruction... That is "Juan\!" Those named "Juan" expose massive defects within the genetics of all Mexicans. These names are given to Mexican babies at a subconscious level, thou the parents are consciously unaware of their chosen decision. Subconsciously the brain works at a higher pace, an unimaginable information can be processed within nano-seconds. Within the nano-seconds the name "Juan" is processed threw billions of mental decisions to make no error in judgement. Threw this complex cycle, a Mexican baby is now judged "Juan\!" Juan becomes a noticeable defect during adulthood. Believing it's a god compared to others, the defects in the Mexican gene's push threw with tons force behind it. Desired for simply instant unearned respect, it will do absolute nothing for itself. But bring suffering to those it leeches onto. "Juans" heart willed soli to please itself, will take great toll on many. It will force it's needs upon others, where favors will not be returned, but see's it as fairness in friendship. It's Guided by an unjustified mind, it's very own errors unnoticeable to itself. Even thou "Juans" are extremely talkative, amongst Non-Mexicans he becomes an annoyance and social outcast. When tempered "Juan" will it express himself fully, there is no restraint no matter how idiotic the reason being. In a world where commonsense doesn't exist, it will never realize the errors in it's ways. Common symptoms caused by longterm contact with "Juan": Depression, Insanity, Financial Problems, Hair Loss, Deterioration in Hygiene, Massive Deterioration in Sex Life, Deterioration in Health & Physical Appearance, Loneliness, Loss of Friends, Solitude. Characteristics of Juan:Lazy, EXTEMELY FILTHY, Annoying, Attention Seeker, Loud, No Commonsense, Ignorant, Short Tempered, Talkative. WARNING:I higly suggest if you do come across any JUAN(Mexican), to avoid him and reject him at all cost. Before all your hard work, hard earned money, friends, and life vanish before your eyes, and replacing it is a sorrowful world too deep, too destroying to your dreams, and crushs every hope till its pointless to escape when all your happiness is gone and only sorrow is in your heart.

Example of Juan(Spanish) The Great "Juan" Cardello travled from Spain to Mexico, to kill Mexicans. Examples of Juan(Mexican) "JUAN\! How the hell can you spill food allover the carpet and not clean it UPPPP\!\!\!\!???" "Juan\! YOU FUCKING STUPID BEANER\! Stop stleaing..... NO\! infact don't ever touch anything that belongs to me again." "Juan, it's three AM on a Tuesday. You've been yelling and screaming at my Xbox for 3 hours now for the past two weeks, because you think the game is BS since it just dosen't hand you the win all the time. Can you please be quiet "Juan?" The neighbors are trying to sleep, and so am I. Can you turn down MY TV a little also, thanks "Juan."" PHONE:"Hello, is this Immigration's?....Yea, I'm calling about an illegal wetback named "Juan," who came from Mexico to the U.S. and is ruining my life, who also yells, screams, and laughs really loud early in the morning for hours watching tv, playing xbox,ps2,ps3, and watching Borat clips on his computer.....Alright I'll have him in a box outside of my house by this afternoon for shipment back to Mexico, Okay, Thank you very much\!" "GET IN THE FUCKING BOX "JUAN\!"........... I DON'T GIVE FUCK YOU STUPID BITCH YOU AIN'T MY MOTHER FUCKING FRIEND, YOU NEVER WAS\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!........ GET IN THE FUCKING BOX NOOOOOWWWWW\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!.....If 20 of you can fit in a Honda Civic, your fucking beaner ass can fit in this box.....NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP "JUAN" AND GET IN THE BOX YOU'RE GOING BACK HOME..........GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY LIFE\!\!\!\!\!\!\!(Puts box outside)WOOOOOOOO\!\!\!\!\!\!\! THANK YOU LORD\!\!" Juan went to the party and no one spoke to him, because he is a Mexican.

Author: FookMexicans http://juan.urbanup.com/2155828

Related: mexican, sexy, pedro, penis, san, spic, ass, butt, dick, gay, jaun, man, mexico, paco, sanchez, spanish, adam, awesome, beaner, big, bitch, broseph, carlos, cock, colombia, common, dirty, douche, fail, funny, girls, hairy, homo, hot, john, jorge, juanito, juan paco, juan ponce de leon a.k.a ponce de leon, laugh

Last updated: 2012.03.01